| Beautiful Babes of Wrestling - September 29, 2001 - Ridgely, WV |
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| Friday, September 28, 2001 | |||
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The Beautiful Babes of Wrestling performed in front of an adults-only crowd that numbered over 100 at any given moment at the Ridgely Saloon in Ridgely, WV; on September 29. The wrestling matches shared the spotlight with the regular contingent of RIDGELY DANCING FEMALES.. Operating the sound system and keying the entrance music: MARCOS "EL TIBURON". Bi-lingual ring announcer/timekeeper at the bell: JEFF AMDUR. Master of the oils: DAN McDEVITT. Referee for the evening: MAYA CHERRY. Taking pictures at ringside for the media: TIM WALKER. Videotaping the proceedings: SMART MARK VIDEO, represented by GARY WALTER and GLENN BOYLE. Spotted in the audience: wrestlers JOEY MATTHEWS, QENAAN CREED, RONNIE ZUKKO, EARL THE PEARL and IT'S PAT MATCH 1: TARA RISING (with DINO DIVINE) pinned CANDIE in 7:06. Dino was constantly interfering during the match. It looked as if Candie was going to get the pin after a choke slam; but Dino distracted the ref. Tara, enabling Dino to plonk Candie with a cookie sheet, then distracted the ref. Tara then covered for the pin. ALEXIS LAREE then came to Candie's aid and challenged Tara to a "foxy boxing" match later in the card. MATCH 2: ANGEL forced KRISTI KISS (with PLATINUM NAT) to submit in 3:36. After the match, Nat, frustrated by the defeat of his pure and virtuous protégée, slugged Angel with his "good book". Angel challenged Nat to a match later in the evening, a match that would take place under slippery circumstances. FIRST INTERMISSION: The pulchritudinous RIDGELY DANCING FEMALES performed their world-famous adults-only dance routines. MATCH 3: ALEXIS LAREE knocked out TARA RISING (with DINO DIVINE) in 56 seconds of the third round of their "foxy boxing" match. Dino rushed into the ring after the match. Taking off his shirt, he proclaimed that he had "the best chest in the building" and challenged Alexis to prove him otherwise. So we had impromptu MATCH 4: ALEXIS LAREE pinned DINO DIVINE in 6:18 of their impromptu inter-gender match. Alexis had Dino pinned; but referee MAYA CHERRY "hurt her hand" at the 2-count. Cherry then embraced Dino. This brought out CANDIE, who yanked Cherry out of the ring. As Dino turned around to see what was going on, Alexis rolled him up for the pin with Candie counting the fall. The results of the above match led to a shouting match between Candie and Maya. Maya accepted Candie's challenge to an evening gown match. SEGUNDO INTERMEDIO: Mas baile al estilo adulto con las MAMACITAS DE LUJO DE RIDGELY. MATCH 5: CANDIE won her evening gown match by stripping MAYA CHERRY to her bra and panties. The mat was covered with a giant tarpaulin as the long-awaited main event, the baby oil match, was about to take place. The opportunity to spread baby oil on the combatants was auctioned off. One lucky stiff became luckier and much stiffer as he had the high bid to oil down TAI WEED. Another fellow made his bachelor party much more memorable when his friends got together to make the high bid, enabling him to oil down G.I. HO. MATCH 6: G.I. HO pinned TAI WEED in the third round of their oily adult encounter. Between the second and third rounds, Ho and Weed got a fresh oil change courtesy of several MAMACITAS. The girls also obliged the crowd's requests to "oil the ref". Claiming that females-only oil matches violated federal anti-discrimination statutes, or something like that, PLATINUM NAT came back to ringside and demanded that his match with ANGEL be an oil match. Sure that a female would pay to "anoint" him, Nat had enlisted the BI-LINGUAL RING ANNOUNCER/TIMEKEEPER AT THE BELL to drive up the bidding for the right to oil him. The plan backfired, and the B-LRA/TATB was stuck with a high bid of $4.13 and the oily task. The reluctant B-LRA/TATB was eventually rewarded with the much more pleasant task of oiling Angel (who also exhibited expert equestrian skills). MATCH 7: ANGEL pinned PLATINUM NAT in their inter-gender oil match. Time of the match was indeterminate as the timekeeper's hands were too oily to press the buttons of his stopwatch.
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